THE CHORE BEER CHATS PODCAST
S1E10: LIVE LAUGH LOVE + LABIA TATTOOS // WITH KEL SWAYZE
rancher | small business owner |
photographer | creator | podcast host
Kelly AKA Lazy Margaret Swayze AKA my on-call tattoo artist spends her Super Bowl Sunday with me in the Mercantile. Go sports!
That one time my dog died so I got a tattoo. The way my direction went from super-meaningful to pew-pew chicken REAL quick. Kelly admits I’m her favourite client.
One minute you’re asking for an infinity symbol, the next you’re getting a neck tat.
What Kelly did before she started drawing on people for a living. Traditional tattooing and what it means to her. Sailor Jerry? You mean Sailor Jerrissica. Sharing her most horrible tattoo request. The inner labia tattoo story. My sleeve AKA the reason Kelly can afford boujee produce.
El chupacabra. Job stoppers. Worm food. Spanish prison. Dick tattoos (CRINGE). Infinity symbols. The oyster innuendo (???). "What does your tattoo mean?" and other questions you should literally never ask somebody with tattoos.
@lazy_swayze | tattoo artist at Bluewater Tattoo in Sarnia, On
ALSO: Results from “THE MOST IMPORTANT POLL YOU’LL EVER TAKE” are in and somebody's getting tattooed on the show.
Bonus video of the inked-portion of the show available here!
This episode is brought to you by:
Cozy Up Stays, Shale Ridge Estate Winery + Cidery and Inspire
Cozy Up Stays
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Shale Ridge Estate Winery + Cidery
Shale Ridge Estate Winery & Cidery is located down a rambling country road in Thedford, Ontario.
“Farm to Glass” is how they define themselves. All of their wines and ciders are handcrafted on their property using fresh produce either grown by them or sourced from local farms.
Join them for a tasting, try out their distinctive swing tables and enjoy the gorgeous views.
Open Thursday to Sunday from 12-5 pm.
Visit their website at: shaleridgeestatewinery.com to book your reservation, now. Their team looks forward to saying, “Welcome to Shale Ridge".
INSPIRE is an event in Sarnia, ON celebrating our diverse intersectionalities by bringing folks together in community to hear and learn from exceptional speakers, share stories, shop from a diverse area of vendors, and share a gourmet meal together.
This year's event is on May 27 and will feature myself, Laurel Ysebaert (eek!) as one of the keynote speakers alongside the amazing Jamie Pandit, as well as a musical performance by Cynthia Fay. There are also some other fun things planned. Trust me, you don't want to miss it!
Tickets are available on April 1st, so make sure you follow @inspire_sarnia on IG and inspiresarnia on FB for all the details.
This is a fundraising event. 100% of the proceeds benefit The Sexual Assault Survivors' Centre Sarnia-Lambton.The SASCSL is dedicated to supporting and empowering all people who have experienced or been affected by sexual harm, trauma, or exploitation through education, prevention, partnerships, and healing for a better future.